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A Technological Ode to Frustration

  • Stephen Carroll
  • Feb 21, 2023
  • 1 min read

Oh tech, oh tech, how you confound,

With wires and cables all around,

Your beeps and boops and flashing lights,

Can drive us all to sleepless nights.


We try to fix you, we really do,

But all we get is error 42,

We hit reset and hope for the best,

But our tech troubles just won't rest.


The internet is slow, the printer's jammed,

The WiFi's out, our patience slammed,

We curse and swear and shake our fists,

But still, our tech just won't desist.


We upgrade and update and download,

But still, our tech remains a scold,

It beeps and boops and flashes still,

As we bang our heads against the grill.


So here's a tip for all to heed,

When your tech makes your brain recede,

Just turn it off and on again,

And hope the problem comes to an end.

 
 

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